I hate chocolate!

I HATE chocolate! . . .snicker. .snicker. . :)  Snicker? Did I say Snicker. .as in Snicker Candy bar? Oh my!!! I hate chocolate!!! I hate it because it taste so good! I hate it because it makes my clothes fit tighter! I hate it because it calls my name when I go through the check out at the store and there is a a Hersey or Dove bar just whispering my name.. yes I hate chocolate! 

My chocolate doesn't have to be a fancy chocolate. Just milk chocolate please! I don't care for dark chocolate. I know it's "healthier" but it does nothing for me. White chocolate is okay. It doesn't get me excited either. But ohhhh the smooth taste of milk chocolate. .oh the slow melt of creaminess is just the perfect taste. .but oh I hate that stuff!!! It melts in the summer time faster than I can enjoy it. ..it makes the scales go up instead of down and it is so tempting. .so yes I hate chocolate! Simple as that. .I hate it!